Think of a large container of some sort. A whale carcass, say. This podcast would not even fully FIT in that container, my eldest son, and it is all the better for it. It gives us time to stretch our toesie-wosies a bit. It gives us time to react IN REAL TIME to the "Dolittle" trailer. It gives Christian time to build several new PCs and then to play cell phone games on them. It gives Michael time to make us question our perilous, ponderous status as consumers of things and gasoline. It gives Tucker time to kinda play a little bit of a couple games and go "hehe sploooo."

Tucker and Michael sashay their way through a truly edgy, improvisational show about all manner of important things. Gundam clothing, Gundam hats, clothing for Gundams. Gundam socks. A watch that a Gundam would wear in order to tell time. But like Batman, the XP Bar Podcast and Grill is always prepared. Prepared to talk about Batman: Arkham Knight and Borderlands and Wattam and Shadow the Hedgehog and oh the list just goes on, doesn't it? And to think this is a bite-size 'cast! Don't fill up now, we're going to Culver's tonight.

We welcome special guest Zach "Salacious B Crumb" Hagenbucher to the Bar! Zach doesn't give a flip what your mother has to say, he's here and he's ready to talk about Zach things. That means this is the professional wrestling/Star Warscast that you've all been dreaming about as you drool on your lil' pillows. BUT THIS PUPPY IS OVER 2 HOURS LONG SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE ALSO TALK ABOUT: Telling Lies, Borderlands 3, Wii U Disc Edges, Gears 5 of War, F1, The Milwaukee Brewdawgs, Cabela's Ice Monster Poachcraft Simulator, and many other things. If you make it all the way through you win a prize! The prize is Michael's IPA backwash.

Upon this Darke Sabbath, the XP Bar crew work a shift at their second job: reviewing video games on the internet and putting them in an ordered list from best to worst. This episode is part of a series of crossover podcasts covering the Kingdom Hearts series; in this one, we're talking about the red headed step child, Re:coded. If you like the idea of extremely time consuming thought exercises, check us out over at The Socket on YourTube:

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It's Radon Awareness Month! Open your windows! Fill your basement with concrete! Play some video games! Tucker, Michael, and Christian are here to get the word out about the best medium-speed food in all of Wisconsin, the best French acrobat antagonists, the best non-union voice acting in all of Raccoon City, and the best worst Kingdom Hearts game of them all. Have you ever been encouraged to film your high school teacher eating? No? Good!

Remember The Adjustment Bureau? If so, keep it to yourself! We already talk enough about Matt Damon's stellar filmography on this Christianless episode of the XP Bar Podcast. Outside of The Bourne Conversation, we also find time to talk about Fire Emblem: Unfortunate Subtitle, Rival Schools/PRIVATE JUSTICE ACADEMY, Rolento, Pokemon GO: Beantown Edition, and the Lost in Blue/Stepford Wives crossover you didn't know you needed. And then we talk about the differences between movies and video games and things get heavy.

With Christian out standing in his field, Tucker and Michael hunker down to talk about cool art. Like the Doug Movie. And The Phantom Menace. Cool art is absolutely flowing out of the talk spigot on this episode of the XP Bar Podcast. Unfortunately we also have to talk about video games, so get your wader wings on and dive into a frothy bath consisting of Metro Exodus, Fallout 76, Star Fox 64, Rival Schools, Sonic Advance 2, and maybe a surprise! A Dutch Drum & Bass surprise!

Don your peanut helmets and tighten your IPA kneepads, cuz the XP Bar is hitting the road! Our barbikebar is stopping at all your favorite haunts: SolSeraph, Void Buddies, Roblox, Bloodstained, Mario 2 Maker, even Fallout 76 of all things! What's your favorite horror movie? Yell it at your phone now!

The #1 topic on this episode of this video game podcast is personal hygiene! Personal hygiene is important! Are you a scrubber or a swabber? Do you clean the inside as well as the outside? Oh and we talk about Void Bastards, Bloodstained, Crash Team Remakering, Fallout 76, Steamworld Pilfer, and Outer Wilds. Outer Wilds Outer Wilds Outer Wilds. Outer Wilds Outer Wilds Outer Wilds Outer Wilds Outer Wilds Outer Wilds Outer Wilds

With Christian away, Tucker and Michael must do the unthinkable: podcast about E3. The highlights, the lowlifes, the Todds, the CGI cutscenes featuring no gameplay whatsoever. The hopes, the dreams, the unfireable short men in jackets. The pit bulls, the meme men. Welcome to the only press conference you need, toots.